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Which of the following jobs would you be great at doing?

November 19, 2009 by  
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legendary~cool asked:

1. Chef
2. Scuba Diver
3. Mortician
4. Air Traffic Controller
5. Preacher / Priest
6. Shoe sales person
7. Mattress tester
8. SWAT team member
9. Security Officer or Bouncer
10. Human mannequin for display window
More than one answer is cool…=)

thanx~

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18 Responses to “Which of the following jobs would you be great at doing?”
  1. shoechefs cookbook

    SWAT, since I majored in Law Enforcement.

    Mattress Tester, that’s a job?!?!

    Where do I sign up?

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    Mattress tester.
    I have experience in that field.

  3. shoechefs cookbooks

    I’d be good at:

    Chef
    Scuba Diver
    Shoe Sales person
    Mattress tester
    :)

  4. shoechefs cookbook

    .

    I have successfully tried my own legal cases a couple of times, so I will say ” Attorney”.

    Yes, I notice it is not on the list, but I wouldn’t be good at any of those.

    .

  5. shoechefs cookbooks

    8. because I know my guns and did some tactical training plus the crazy people who bracketed themselves in there houses will probably know me form the internet.

  6. shoechefs cookbook

    I am a terrible cook. I’ve been known to start kitchen fires.I can’t swim, so being a scuba diver is out of the question. I could be a preacher but I am not devoted to a religion. I could definitely be a mattress tester for my love of sleep and non judgment of beds. I couldn’t be a shoe sales person (like Al Bundy) well, because I don’t like touching feet. It’s quite creepy. SWAT team member and bouncer are out of the question for my 5’2″ frame.

    So, my only options are mattress tester and human mannequin.

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    with training
    nah
    uh oh here comes a guy EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! lol
    CRASH!!
    and the lord loves you, now gimme some cash, lol
    nah
    can i test it with you? lol
    ooh yeah, good one
    big time, get rowdy i kick yer a**
    no way

  8. shoechefs cookbook

    1. Chef
    4. Air Traffic Controller
    5. Preacher / Priest
    8. SWAT team member
    9. Security Officer or Bouncer

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    . Chef -Not hardly .I can open cans ,and I like the pop and bake things.
    2. Scuba Diver – Never had a lesson
    3. Mortician- Might be able to fake it.
    4. Air Traffic Controller- OH boy I wouldn’t have a clue .Maybe keep the dots apart.
    5. Preacher / Priest I might be able to pull that off ,there is a book they use .
    6. Shoe sales person- I am sure I could do that but what if I developed a foot fetish .Is that covered ?
    7. Mattress tester -Certainly, in many positions.
    8. SWAT team member- I would try ,shoot the bad guy .Seems simple
    9. Security Officer or Bouncer- Security probably ,I doubt I could bounce too many .
    10. Human mannequin for display -I couldn’t hold still that long.

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