Rate this joke in the scale of 10? How do most men define marriage? Marriage Humor.

Nick asked: Marriage Humor ….. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you [...]

Knock Knock Food Jokes

Knock Knock! who’s there? Lettuce… Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we’ll tell you! :} Possibly Related Posts: Fighting colleague? I had 14 jobs already, What do you think my next job should be? Who here needs a job? what job do you think would be good for me? How is this for a resume?

Shoechefs Cookbook Joke #13

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ShoeChefs Cookbook of Humor $20 Joke

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted that read, “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than 20 dollars [...]

Shoe Chefs Cookbook of Humor Food Joke

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who else thinks food stamps are a joke?

Jhoanne asked: it a joke. it sucks,. people think only laZY people get it but is not true. i have 4 childern. i earn 17k a year. and i only get $400.00 dollars food stamps a month. i need to spend $130 dollars on food on my own money. you cant buy diapers,napkins,or clean supplies. [...]

Chicken Soup

Moments before a famous Shakespearean actor was to perform Hamlet to a packed house in New York, he dropped dead. The house manager solemnly went onstage and announced, “We are sorry to bring you this news, but our performance tonight has been canceled due to the untimely demise of our featured performer.” From the back [...]

Jokes&riddles: indian food joke?

þĭЙК мuşĿ!мaĥ asked: when europeans first came to india they were shocked to learn that in india people use water instead of tissues. once when one of them were invited to an indian party after eating he said “good indians dont use tissues, if the would it would catch fire” !!! shoechefs kitchen Possibly Related [...]

What exactly is the deal with airline food?

Ron asked: I’ve heard this on TV so many times in different TV shows. Like someone tells a joke and then he’s like “And what’s the deal with airline food?” Is that a reference to something? shoechefs kitchen Possibly Related Posts: The Top 10 Menu Items at the WWF Theme Restaurant: “Blonde and Waitress” joke? [...]

Soup Joke

Fella goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer signals the waiter to come back. “Taste the soup!” he commands. “Why?” inquires the surprised waiter. “Taste the soup!” comes the reply. “Max, you’ve been coming in here every day for ten years. There’s never [...]

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