The Top 10 Menu Items at the WWF Theme Restaurant:

10. Knee-Drop Soup 9. Pile Driver Chili 8. RAW! RAW! RAW! Oysters on the half shell 7. The $4.99 Grand Body Slam Breakfast 6. The “WCW”: A baby green salad with low-cal vinaigrette on the side. 5. Chili Con Carnage 4. “Definitely Not Fake!” Crab Salad 3. Hulk Hoagie 2. Jesse The Vegetable Tempura … [...]

“Blonde and Waitress” joke?

Harmony t asked: Blonde and Waitress Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress’ nametag? A: “‘Debbie’…that’s cute. What did you name the other one?” shoechefs cookbook of jokes Possibly Related Posts: The Top 10 Menu Items at the WWF Theme Restaurant: Chatty or Chaste? Is a talkative waitress better, or [...]

Chatty or Chaste? Is a talkative waitress better, or one who is reserved and just delivers the food?

Kayle M asked: I am a waitress at a casual fine dining restaurant. We have a lot of repeat clientelle with whom I’m familiar, but we also consistently get a lot of new faces. I’m always friendly and chatty with the people I have served before, as well as new customers. I was wondering if [...]

Must have a sense of humor?

rottymom02 asked: My friend and I are thinking of opening a restaurant, but our husbands think we are bad cooks. What should we call the place and is it okay to bring our dogs to work with us since we don’t like to leave them at home alone? We want to make up a new [...]

Joke> Should you ask for crushed nuts on your cream?

kitty asked: A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘Orange Dipper’, an ice cream parlor in Naples , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. * *After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. * *The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ * *’No,’ he replied, ‘hemorrhoids* shoechefs cookbook Possibly Related Posts: [...]

joke.A waitress walks up to?

juicy613 asked: A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously mast********. She says, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?” One of the Japanese men says, “Can’t you see? We are all berry hungry.” [...]

Boyfriend asked waitress what she was doing after work?

Hugs&Kisses asked: We were sitting at a table with alot of friends and family members and my boyfriend of two years asked the very pretty waitress what she was doing after work. I was horrified. He does not think he did anything wrong because he was joking. What does anyone else think? Am I nuts [...]

What is a great anniversary gift for a couple that have been together for 34 years?

Anne R asked: I’m tempted to get them a gift certificate for a nice restaurant but I’ve done that before. They like the outdoors, travelling and taking photographs, he likes painting, she likes to read a lot, they both have a good sense of humor, don’t like to cook. Any ideas would be great, thanks. [...]

I talked to the waitress she got mad says its over help?

giftamerica asked: I dont want it to be over I’m a womanizer in her eyes and a flirt but I promised I wouldnt do it anymore sorry will NOT work this time neither will fancy dinners or gifts she wants a real good excuse for why when she wanted to leave the resteraunt why I [...]

Funny joke? Smart waitress?

ツ Petar asked: The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu. He says, being a smart ***, “I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I’m served with my eggs is a match in size for my own.” The waitress replied, [...]

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